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It’s definitely wet. I vaguely recall feeling a wetness in my hands in the mornings. Often I’ll be reading a book and suddenly notice the dribbling flow of Chicken Alfredo, Italian Sausage Marinara, Chicken Carbonara, or Pasta Primavera sauce puddling up on the pages.
Still doing Only Fans. Got a request to try out 100 Papa J’s wings at once. They made me feel bad, but that’s OK because I love all of my Phans!
I have a whole filing cabinet full of K-Cups, kept an excel sheet for all my notes, and thought I’d share the results with you kind people. Enjoy!
We should be on our hands in knees, truly in the filth and the Covid, praying to a merciful God to let us just eat one more of these burgers. Do anything but take away our McDonalds fresh beef.
As a young boy my pappy would serve me a bowl or two (or three) of Breyers every night. Ever since, I’ve been hooked. I hope they do a Guinness Book of World Record for eating most Breyers soon because, boy, I think I might hold it!
A beautiful salad to eat on a beautiful day. Perfect combination of ingredients had me feeling #blessed by the Lord.
A curvy and muscular sandwich. This thing has a pretty exterior + sexy/proper fillings. Unfortunately, it made my family sick and Mr. Kwan let me know that my dreams were illegal.
Taste. What can I say? Nine different meats? Five different critters? Chicky, turkey, piggy, fishy, beefboy, yeah this one’s gonna be good.
Yummy coffee with some serious stomach side effects!
Wifey thought we should offer our son, Squiggly, more healthy food options. As a compromise, I decided to get him these healthy strawberry drinks from McDonald’s. Big, big, big success!
A tale of love and heartbreak. Me, a few boxes of shrimpies, and the love of my life.
Eating breakfast is supposed to help you make more money. It’s tough to go wrong with this perfectly circular sandwich that can only be described as MONEY.
I’ve been a fan of chicken sandwiches for a long time, and I’ve also been a fan of Cheetos for a long time. Basically, I had to try me one.
By the end of night, wifey said she loved me. Type of meal to impress the ladies for sure.
Offered a great pick-me-up after my morning routine. Much better than that stuff they serve at Starbucks or 7-11. Also, the good service at McDonald’s helped me overcome some social anxiety.
Me no likey.
Good pepperonis. Didn’t make me look fat in my nanosuit. My new girlfriend likey. Some good, soggy cardboard right here!
Fancy sounding name. Cooks pretty fast. Doesn’t taste homemade, but close to it. Disagreed with cousin Nell’s stomach.
Soggy, rubbery sandwich that leaves your insides feeling a little clogged. Still, there’s something weirdly addicting about these. Very easy to make.
Fluffy, sweet, and a little dry. These pancakes are not as bad as you’d expect. Douse them in maple syrup and you’ve got a solid breakfast!