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As a young boy my pappy would serve me a bowl or two (or three) of Breyers every night. Ever since, I’ve been hooked. I hope they do a Guinness Book of World Record for eating most Breyers soon because, boy, I think I might hold it!
A beautiful salad to eat on a beautiful day. Perfect combination of ingredients had me feeling #blessed by the Lord.
A curvy and muscular sandwich. This thing has a pretty exterior + sexy/proper fillings. Unfortunately, it made my family sick and Mr. Kwan let me know that my dreams were illegal.
Taste. What can I say? Nine different meats? Five different critters? Chicky, turkey, piggy, fishy, beefboy, yeah this one’s gonna be good.
Yummy coffee with some serious stomach side effects!
Wifey thought we should offer our son, Squiggly, more healthy food options. As a compromise, I decided to get him these healthy strawberry drinks from McDonald’s. Big, big, big success!
A tale of love and heartbreak. Me, a few boxes of shrimpies, and the love of my life.
Eating breakfast is supposed to help you make more money. It’s tough to go wrong with this perfectly circular sandwich that can only be described as MONEY.
I’ve been a fan of chicken sandwiches for a long time, and I’ve also been a fan of Cheetos for a long time. Basically, I had to try me one.
By the end of night, wifey said she loved me. Type of meal to impress the ladies for sure.
Offered a great pick-me-up after my morning routine. Much better than that stuff they serve at Starbucks or 7-11. Also, the good service at McDonald’s helped me overcome some social anxiety.
Me no likey.
Good pepperonis. Didn’t make me look fat in my nanosuit. My new girlfriend likey. Some good, soggy cardboard right here!
Fancy sounding name. Cooks pretty fast. Doesn’t taste homemade, but close to it. Disagreed with cousin Nell’s stomach.
Soggy, rubbery sandwich that leaves your insides feeling a little clogged. Still, there’s something weirdly addicting about these. Very easy to make.
Fluffy, sweet, and a little dry. These pancakes are not as bad as you’d expect. Douse them in maple syrup and you’ve got a solid breakfast!
Pizza Hut’s Bone Out Chicken Wings are a great option if someone in the house wants pizza and someone else wants wings. A little soggy with slightly above-average flavor. Otherwise, nothing remarkable here.
The Taco Bell Breakfast Quesadilla is an above-average choice for a quick, cheap breakfast. Great for bacon-lovers. It does have the potential to upset your stomach, so be careful!