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Review: Domino’s Pasta Primavera – Primo or Prim-no?
It’s definitely wet. I vaguely recall feeling a wetness in my hands in the mornings. Often I’ll be reading a book and suddenly notice the dribbling flow of Chicken Alfredo, Italian Sausage Marinara, Chicken Carbonara, or Pasta Primavera sauce puddling up on the pages.
Review: Papa John’s Wings Review – All the Feels
Still doing Only Fans. Got a request to try out 100 Papa J’s wings at once. They made me feel bad, but that’s OK because I love all of my Phans!
The Ultimate Guide to K-Cup Coffee Pods – BEST 12 Cups
I have a whole filing cabinet full of K-Cups, kept an excel sheet for all my notes, and thought I’d share the results with you kind people. Enjoy!
Review: McDonald’s Fresh Beef Review – Worth Doing Anything For?
We should be on our hands in knees, truly in the filth and the Covid, praying to a merciful God to let us just eat one more of these burgers. Do anything but take away our McDonalds fresh beef.
The Ultimate Guide to Breyer’s Ice Cream & Gelato – Top-20 Flavors
As a young boy my pappy would serve me a bowl or two (or three) of Breyers every night. Ever since, I’ve been hooked. I hope they do a Guinness Book of World Record for eating most Breyers soon because, boy, I think I might hold it!
Review: Wendy’s Taco Salad – Best Salad Ever?
A beautiful salad to eat on a beautiful day. Perfect combination of ingredients had me feeling #blessed by the Lord.
Review: Subway Oven Roasted Chicken Sandwich – Demons!
A curvy and muscular sandwich. This thing has a pretty exterior + sexy/proper fillings. Unfortunately, it made my family sick and Mr. Kwan let me know that my dreams were illegal.
Review: Arby’s Meat Mountain Sandwich – Yummy?
Taste. What can I say? Nine different meats? Five different critters? Chicky, turkey, piggy, fishy, beefboy, yeah this one’s gonna be good.
Review: Starbucks Double Shot on Ice – How Tasty?
Yummy coffee with some serious stomach side effects!
Review: McDonald’s Strawberry Shake – BERRY Good Experience
Wifey thought we should offer our son, Squiggly, more healthy food options. As a compromise, I decided to get him these healthy strawberry drinks from McDonald’s. Big, big, big success!
Review: Seapak Shrimp Scampi – VERY Strange Experience
A tale of love and heartbreak. Me, a few boxes of shrimpies, and the love of my life.
Review: Starbucks Breakfast Sandwich – Sausage, Egg & Cheese
Eating breakfast is supposed to help you make more money. It’s tough to go wrong with this perfectly circular sandwich that can only be described as MONEY.
Review: KFC Cheetos Chicken Sandwich – Good or Inedible?
I’ve been a fan of chicken sandwiches for a long time, and I’ve also been a fan of Cheetos for a long time. Basically, I had to try me one.
Review: Stouffer’s Swedish Meatballs – Good Microwave Meal?
By the end of night, wifey said she loved me. Type of meal to impress the ladies for sure.
Review: McDonald’s Cappuccino – Mocha McCafé
Offered a great pick-me-up after my morning routine. Much better than that stuff they serve at Starbucks or 7-11. Also, the good service at McDonald’s helped me overcome some social anxiety.
Review: Sour Patch Kids Cereal
Me no likey.
Review: Red Baron Pepperoni Pizza – Brick Oven
Good pepperonis. Didn’t make me look fat in my nanosuit. My new girlfriend likey. Some good, soggy cardboard right here!
Review: Stouffer’s Chicken Alfredo
Fancy sounding name. Cooks pretty fast. Doesn’t taste homemade, but close to it. Disagreed with cousin Nell’s stomach.
Review: Jimmy Dean Croissant Sandwich – Sausage, Egg, Cheese
Soggy, rubbery sandwich that leaves your insides feeling a little clogged. Still, there’s something weirdly addicting about these. Very easy to make.
Review: McDonald’s Breakfast Hotcakes – Best Fast Food Pancakes?
Fluffy, sweet, and a little dry. These pancakes are not as bad as you’d expect. Douse them in maple syrup and you’ve got a solid breakfast!